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October 17, 2009

Thinking about not leaving my desk at work today

I slept for three hours last night, have been to the bathroom at least 5 times in the last 3 hours, am suffering from a moderate hangover, and my co-workers have not stopped shouting since I got in the door.

This is, more or less, no different than any other Saturday morning for me. The big difference between this morning and every other Saturday morning at work for me is that I discovered a large-enough-to-cause-concern hole in the crotch of my pants.

10:41am | Permalink

July 15, 2009

Wednesdays, man

Dot:	I am now testing all of the headphones down here, to make sure they all work
Me:	I'm pulling my eight billionth cut for the afternoon
Dot:	how did we wind up with such mundane jobs
Me:	cause we're dumb
Dot:	yeah . . .
Me:	Also, we have dull conversations about our dull jobs

4:06pm | Permalink

FILED UNDER: Will it never end? Work Conversations Dull Sorry in advance

April 16, 2008

I’m freaking out… First day back at work since the job interview and I think THEY MAY KNOW….

10:25am | Permalink

FILED UNDER: I need a new job work

January 17, 2008

Only to Me

The batteries died in my mouse at work today. There weren’t any left, so the below was left stuck on my screen until I managed to find new batteries, about 10 minutes later. From the co-worker, Dot

I can’t stop laughing — that is the kinda shit that would only happen to you — LOL!

What? it totally counts as local news.

Bumper Nuts.

This is the Black Tuxedo Nuts model. Here’s the promotional copy: “SHOW UP TO THAT BLACK TIE AFFAIR IN STYLE. A SHARP DRESSED TUXEDO NUT. THESE ARE POWDER COATED IN A GLOSSY FINISH. PERFECT FOR SPECIAL OCCASSIONS.” Alarmingly, the nuts are under threat of being banned in Virginia. Either way, my mom’s got a birthday coming up this week, and I just found a very special gift for a very special lady.