The 2nd great coffee crisis of '09

Earlier this year, the coffee machine at work broke, and I nearly lost it. Then yesterday, this memo hit me like a ton of bricks.

Somehow, an almost full box of coffee has gone poof. We have an order in for more, which should arrive tomorrow. I’ll leave it at that.

Don’t leave it at that! I need that swill we here call coffee the second I walk in the door. I’ve had two cups of tea, and it’s just not doing the same trick. I wish the memo specifically called out the sales staff on the floor below, as they are certainly the ones who took the box of coffee, and are probably enjoying their bitter, nasty, free swill as I type and continue to work with a caffeine withdrawal headache.