Bravo’s Real Housewives of… franchise is expanding to somewhere in New Jersey. Not exactly that huge of a jump from the women they seem to be covering in the New York series, but then again all I really know of the show is second-hand knowledge.

At first, I was actually jealous that some rich bitches in New Jersey were going to get a t.v. show so rightly deserved by the women of D.C. Ok, I realize that filming a reality show in D.C. faces significant issues, mainly just actually being able to film. Which I why I have serious doubts about the Late Night Shots show actually getting filmed, not that I imagine anybody would watch it beyond 2 or 3 episodes.

But the more I thought about the more I thought, a D.C. version would be horrible, but a Potomac, Md. version would be fantastic. Plastic faces, bodies, and souls, that’s what makes great reality television.

So please producers bring me a “Real Housewives of Potomac, Md.” I swear, I’ll watch for at least 2 episodes before I get bored and turn it off, much like I did for Real Housewives of Orange County.