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September 29, 2009

Team Blackout and the case of the mysterious card

JB:
I found this business card in my wallet from a [redacted]. Did I say anything about this to you guys at the bar? Was this one of the people we met outside the bar on Saturday? Any help figuring out [redacted] would be helpful.
Me:
Yes, I believe that was the libertarian chick with the glasses.
JH:
Sounds plausible. I honestly have no idea.
JB:
Was that the pink necklace girl?
Me:
I think so.
JB:
What was the conversation pertaining to with this lady? She was a libertarian?
Me:
I don't remember at all. I just refer to them as the libertarians because I remembered that they worked at the Cato Institute, and I have no idea why that sticks out. I just remember talking about glasses with them.
September 27, 2009

Since I didn’t see this disaster in the Sept. 20 Washington Examiner until yesterday, I’m guessing lots of other people missed it as well, because who honestly reads that paper, especially on Sundays.

Since I didn’t see this disaster in the Sept. 20 Washington Examiner until yesterday, I’m guessing lots of other people missed it as well, because who honestly reads that paper, especially on Sundays.

3 months ago

In a world of bad headlines, this one reigns supreme. Even over previous horrible choices.

In a world of bad headlines, this one reigns supreme. Even over previous horrible choices.

September 23, 2009

I miss everything cool that happens at work

Me:
So, I missed the Rockettes this morning.
Boss:
Yeah, they were quite a sight. Very leggy.
Me:
As one would suspect.
Boss:
Very cute too.
Boss:
They caused quite a stir wherever they went.
Me:
I think that's the point.
Me:
I did see Santa when I got in.
Boss:
He didn't get the same reaction at Starbucks.
September 17, 2009

Above, a reasonable response to the farmers’ market opening today near the White House, with a completely and unbelievably racist comment below it.  That comment has now been deleted, thank god.  

Still, obviously racism is not an issue when it comes to views of the president.

Above, a reasonable response to the farmers’ market opening today near the White House, with a completely and unbelievably racist comment below it. That comment has now been deleted, thank god.

Still, obviously racism is not an issue when it comes to views of the president.

September 16, 2009

Judge rules Orly Taitz is crazy

I don’t know why my friends in (and recently graduated from) law school never told me that court documents could be fun like this decision for a soldier litigated by birther nutjob Orly Taitz.
Thus, Plaintiff’s counsel, who champions herself as a defender of liberty and freedom, seeks to use the power of the judiciary to compel a citizen, albeit the President of the United States, to “prove his innocence” to “charges” that are based upon conjecture and speculation. Any middle school civics student would readily recognize the irony of abandoning fundamental principles upon which our Country was founded in order to purportedly “protect and preserve” those very principles.

Every court document I’ve ever had to read has been a droll, laborious task. I’d recommend reading the whole thing (pdf). It’ll make your afternoon and put some faith back into our legal system.

September 15, 2009

Is anybody else struggling to not make a "Ghost" pun?

September 8, 2009
Originally Posted By fek

fek:

Welcome to 25. I now have a nightguard - or a temporary one, until I can get “fitted” for the Real McCoy - after some seriously dedicated nightly gnashing of teeth for the last two to three months.

Shit… this is what happens when you turn 25?  Tomorrow is going to be first day of a long, painful life.

fek:

Welcome to 25. I now have a nightguard - or a temporary one, until I can get “fitted” for the Real McCoy - after some seriously dedicated nightly gnashing of teeth for the last two to three months.

Shit… this is what happens when you turn 25? Tomorrow is going to be first day of a long, painful life.

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3 months ago

Politico's list of people I don't want to "party" with.

Actually, drinking with Christopher Hitchins would probably be a blast, but Luke Russert would probably make me want to pay for the privilege.

I’d much rather “party” with some of these people, especially the butcher.

September 5, 2009

Hey there internet, any chance we can stop referring to this kid as “bacon kid,” and go with the much more accurate “racist redneck kid?” I’d really appreciate it. Bacon is over anyways right?

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