Judge rules Orly Taitz is crazy

I don’t know why my friends in (and recently graduated from) law school never told me that court documents could be fun like this decision for a soldier litigated by birther nutjob Orly Taitz.

Thus, Plaintiff’s counsel, who champions herself as a defender of liberty and freedom, seeks to use the power of the judiciary to compel a citizen, albeit the President of the United States, to “prove his innocence” to “charges” that are based upon conjecture and speculation. Any middle school civics student would readily recognize the irony of abandoning fundamental principles upon which our Country was founded in order to purportedly “protect and preserve” those very principles.

Every court document I’ve ever had to read has been a droll, laborious task. I’d recommend reading the whole thing (pdf). It’ll make your afternoon and put some faith back into our legal system.